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Orwellian Doublespeak on Working Longer Hours for Free

There are only so many hour in the day that get “wasted” since employees insist on basic habits of eating , sleeping, and even procreating. The belief structure among many management and supervisory types is that these can be simply reduced, if not eliminated by forcing poor workers to work longer and longer hours on in the end unpaid “overtime”. Either be quiet, or you won’t be working here is the mantra so to speak.

To serve these purposes , and to complete the internalizations of the said employee it might be best for him or her not even to refer to these time periods worked for the organization not as unpaid overtime but rather as “commitment to professionalism” or “the reason you get your bonus.”.

Talk about the book 1984 with its Orwellian tales of doublespeak and mind control.

In the end it goes under the guise of “Be glad that you have a job” and management bonuses for their efficiencies at keeping costs and labor costs in line. Reminds you of organized crime who are able to run businesses due to low input costs – the goods have invariably been stolen elsewhere and have low direct costs to the said business.

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Tale of “Discussion ” with an Idiot Manager

                  It can be said that “there are only so many hours in a day”.

                  Take the case of one hapless employee / drone  / slave who attempted to have an intelligent (?) conversation with a manager concerning this manner.  The employee in question was a hard working , dedicated individual who saw his role as being productive , to cover the territory so to speak and produce results – and ultimately sales of the firm’s products , profit at the end of the year for the firm and ultimately a personal image for the enterprise in a most competitive industry , in which this particular firm was a pimple , a distrurbance among giants to their competitors.

                  It seemed in retropsect to the victim ( the employee trying to make a simple point ) , that his superior was an abusive individual , on a power trip , coming off a drinking bender.  Instead of welcoming the query as a general question by a loyal , hard workin employee who he should of been greatful to have , the direct perfect saw it as a direct threat to his authority in the workplace – even though there were no others present in the meeting , or indeed from the company in the town itself.

                 The boss saw it simply as a threatening  case of the “troops starting up”.  In essence a direct threat to his person , his power and his prestige in the whole setting , his managerial position ( which of course the underling lived to upsurb and posess).

                   The agent of managerial power then lept into a reflex action .  ” Lets do a quickie analysis”, be begun .  “How much time does an average call to a customer take ?”.  When the employee answered that the depended on the individual customer.  On top of that paper work had to be done accurately otherwise the employee / firm would be held liable for the cost and price differences directly.  Again the manager asked the question – “How long does an average call take ?”.  Ok then we will give you a certain amount ( totally a low figure devoid of reality and showing no practical experience by the superior what so ever in the real world and with real world customer activities.”.  “You are the customer’s door for these specific calls in the morning from 7 am to noon”.  We will give you 15 mintues travel time ( average time of any journey generally in the worker’s expererience was at least half an hour.  On top of the walk from any parking lot – be it a mall or a downtown area from the auto in the parking lot to the customer’s location..  XXX you multiply it out .  The manager proudly announced to the underling – “Do you realize that you are   % 19.73 per cent efficient.

                    It was at this point that the subject employee in this fable and noteworthy tale realized that he was simply dealing with idiots. Wjo on earth would promote such a moron, as well as stand behind his harassment of employees , ignore a substance abuse problem.  On top of that it the employee was still gainfully employed with such a record – then he should be terminated.  If the employee was turning good numbers then the tables should be turned.  It should he that person not the supervisor who should conduct meetings and instruct employees on the means and ways of their duties.

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Taxing the Cell Phone / Blackberry that Your Manager gave You to Work harder smarter

If its not bad enough that your boss is “up your ass”  , monitoring your phone calls , emails and bathroom breaks you now have a “new partner”  who wants into your life and pocket.

Join the line of the IRS or Revenue Canada who are “here to help you”

Guess that they just got their daily dose of WW 2 type fims – everybody out there is a crook.  (but the bureaucrats), taking more and more.  hello Obama.  Obama to the rescue taking care of your GM and Chrysler car warranty.  Just try calling.   The government cannot even take care of your driver;s license and now…

Imagine this.  Your boss / company gets you a cell phone phone so that you can do even more for the company ( like 22 1/2 hours a day is not enough).   The phone lets you be more productive , contact more customers ,  make more sales / calls / contacts etc etc.  On top of that these phones basically have a GPS with triangulation built in.  If you boss cannot track you – well now he can down to millimeteres of distance.  How fast is that car moving ?  Is he / she / it / stick of meat with legs /  driving fast enough or too slow ?  No matter what just remember that no matter what you can never win – well at least not with these types.

Now it has come to that not only are you being given this tool of a cell phone or blackberry to make you even more productice and accountable to your boss or superior but the IRS now wants to tax you for using the company’s / firm’s cell phone. Imagine this !!!

  Basically the American IRS ( Internal Revenue Service), has proposed taxing 25 % of all business cell phones as income

What this can mean is that a person / employee / slave / non-government bureaucrat who is in suppose a 28 % tax bracket currently. and whose work “cell phone”  or blackberry communication device costs their company ( at commercial business as opposed to residential deal rates) will pay $ 70 a year more in federal income taxes.

While it is true that the IRS has a law way back on the books that use of business cell phones for personal use it never really was enforced due to the time and difficulties of companies tallying up the time use and charges.

Imagine if the IRS employees should have to pay a percentage of the cost of their desk phone and IRS phones as taxable benefits.

Imagine the tooth fairy.

It is noted by management consultant L.  Isfeld that a penny saved is more than a penny earned.  To earn that penny or in this case $ 70 to pay the IRS in extra taxes you have to earn a lot more gross income in order to collect that $ 70 in your pocket.

Will it ever end ?.

 

Yet the IRS defends this practice and suggested tax stream:

 

he IRS defended its proposals to enforce a law that taxes personal use of employer-provided cell phones, saying the changes are aimed at helping businesses comply, not taxing individuals.

Dow Jones Newswires reported Thursday that an IRS proposal released this week could wind up taxing employees on 25% of the value of their work cell phone. The IRS notice was meant to make it easier to enforce a 1989 law that treats employer-provided cell phones as a taxable fringe benefit.

A senior IRS official Friday said the agency is more concerned about making sure employers deduct the correct amounts for cell phone equipment and services provided to employees, than it is about taxing those employees.

“The motivation for the notice is to clarify how employers can justify a deduction. It wasn’t aimed at employees,” the official told Dow Jones in a telephone interview.

The IRS notice dated June 8 discusses tax implications of employer-provided cell phones both for the employer and the employee.

Marianna Dyson, a lawyer at Miller and Chevalier who specializes in the taxation of employee benefits, said that as a practical matter, the IRS proposals would affect both the business and the employee.

For instance, if IRS implemented its proposal to limit business deductions to 75% of the value of the employer-provided cell phones, and deem the rest personal use, the remaining 25% would have to be counted in an employee’s gross income.

That would trigger both income tax and payroll tax withholding requirements on the employee’s wages.

“If they decide 25% is personal use, guess what? It is a wage, and you have to withhold on it,” Dyson said. “For IRS to suggest this would have no impact on employees, is a little disingenuous.”

Dyson also noted that the IRS Notice doesn’t address how self-employed individuals should handle deducting cell phone expenses.

“Right now, self-employed people have to document every single business call. They are driving around with one hand on the wheel and one on the phone and one in the log book,” said Dyson. “This doesn’t do anything for them.”

The IRS official said the requirement that cell phones be treated as fringe benefits is outdated, and could place a burden on employers. The 1989 law provides that the value of cell phone services can be excluded from an employee’s gross income, and can be a deductible expense to the employer, only if the employee keeps strict records showing that the phone was used for work only.

“At the time this was enacted, every single call cost $4 or $5. That is not the world we live in anymore,” the official said. “We’ve been hearing from companies that [the requirement] is too burdensome. We needed to think about how we could make it less expensive,” the official said.

source:  http://english.capital.gr/news.asp?id=755826

 

What is the answer-  either refuse the company phone , don’t use the phone – leave it at the office in the desk , charged up GPS et all.   Get your own personal phone . It can be a pay as you go phone .  Purchase a small amount of time use allotment credit.  Then never use your specific personal phone.

Or just never answer the phone as well.  It may be your stupid boss or supervisor calling.  Send your manager a poem by email or snail mail post.

 

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Pharoh’s Management Team – The Evil Overseers

Our story begins in the year 2388, sixty years before the Exodus. Moshe, having been raised by Basya the daughter of Pharaoh, knew that he was a Jew, the son of Amram and Yocheved, and that his brethren were enslaved beneath the oppressive might of Pharaoh and Egypt. However, following his adopted mother’s instructions, Moshe did not reveal his true identity to anyone. From his gilded perch within the royal palace, Moshe contemplated the plight of his birth nation and attempted to lighten their burdens without compromising his true identity. With that in mind, Moshe postured himself as the most subservient of Pharaoh’s grandchildren winning Pharaoh’s love and trust. As Moshe grew to manhood, Pharaoh gave him greater and greater administrative responsibilities till he was appointed as chief administrator in charge of Pharaoh’s entire slave labor force. From his new position, Moshe passed innovative regulations such as, “allowing the Jews to rest on Shabbos”; rationalizing to Pharaoh that they would work much better with a day off to rest their weary and beaten bodies.

The slave labor was supervised by both Egyptians and Jews. Each Nogesh- Egyptian overseer was in charge of ten Shotrim- Jewish captains, who were in turn responsible for ten Jewish slaves. Moshe, wishing to maintain his secret identity, restricted himself from having direct contact with the Jewish captains or the slaves. However, desiring to know as much as possible about the plight of the Jews, he spent time “hanging out” with the overseers and listening to their “bragging” accounts at embittering the lives of their Jewish captains and slaves.

The Medresh tells us that the Jewish captains would often take the beatings intended for the slaves on their own shoulders and backs by assuming blame for whatever the overseers might have contrived against their slaves. In reward for this courage and self-sacrifice, the 70 elders, the Sanhedrin, were eventually chosen from among the Jewish captains.

For the most part, Pharaoh gave his overseers free reign to abuse and misuse the Jews. However, wanting to retain a pure Egyptian genetic superiority (sound familiar?) he forbade, under the penalty of death, any sexual contact between Egyptian and Jew. This was a source of continuous complaining and frustration by the overseers against their jobs. Because Moshe spent so much time with the overseers, they learned to trust him and speak openly in his presence.

One day, while hanging out around the Aloe Vera Juice dispenser in the overseer lounge, Moshe heard one Nogesh complaining that if he attempted to start up with a Jewish woman, she immediately threatened to tell Pharaoh and have him killed. The friend to whom he was complaining told him that he knew of one woman, the wife of a Jewish captain, who flirted with everyone, chatting and greeting all the other slaves and overseers. She was so friendly that she was called “Shlomit”. He felt that she was one Jewish woman that would welcome an overseer’s attention and favors. The overseer resolved to follow up on his friend’s information.

Moshe recognized the overseer’s intentions and was concerned for the Jewish nation. Moshe understood that the Jews had a delicate relationship with Hashem and that the courage and purity of the Jewish women was a major contributor in maintaining that relationship. He therefore resolved to pay closer attention to the Egyptian overseer, even if it meant that he would have to mingle with his Jewish brethren and possibly be recognized as a Jew. As the verse says, “Moshe matured and he went out to his brethren.” (Shemos: 2:11)

The daily routine involved the overseers waking up their ten Jewish captains at the crack of dawn, who in turn would wake up their ten charges for the day’s assignment. The overseer who was resolved to seduce Shlomit woke up her husband, and when he had left the house to assemble his slave force, the overseer seduced and impregnated Shlomit. Shlomit’s husband, sensing something wrong, returned to his home just as the overseer was leaving. The overseer saw that the husband had seen him and hurried away. The husband confronted Shlomit, who admitted to having had relations with the overseer, but claimed that in the darkness of the early morning she mistook the overseer for her husband. The overseer, threatened by the husband’s knowledge, demoted the husband from captain to slave laborer and began to beat him with the intent of killing him. It just happened to be the same day that Moshe decided to “go out to his brethren”, where the Pasuk [verse] tells us, “and he saw an Egyptian man hitting a Jewish man.” (Shemos: 2:11).

Moshe checked to make sure that there were no witnesses, and as Rashi explains, he also saw that nothing positive would come from the Egyptian, and he killed the Egyptian overseer burying his body in the sand. The husband who Moshe had saved was Dattan, brother of Aviram, of the tribe of Reuven.

Moshe assumed that Dattan, one of the Shotrim and true heros of the Exodus, would be grateful for having being saved; but in truth, Dattan perceived the entire incident from a totally different perspective. Keep in mind that Dattan, as a Jewish captain, was totally committed to protecting the Bnai Yisroel, and if necessary, willing to sacrifice his own life. Dattan had serious reservations regarding Moshe. “What will be when the dead overseer is discovered missing or dead? The authorities will embark on a reign of terror until the murderer is apprehended, or until some courageous soul admits guilt in order to save the rest! It would have been far better if Moshe had allowed the Egyptian to kill me! At least the others would have been safe from their vicious revenge! Instead, this do-gooder Moshe, who’s been raised with a silver spoon in his mouth, finally awakens to discover that he has a conscience. Despite his good intentions, he is a loose cannon – and he will continue to put all of us in danger!”

Dattan shared his fears with Aviram his brother, who agreed with Dattan. However, before concluding about Moshe’s potential danger, they decide to test him. The next day they staged a mock fight between the two of them in order to see how Moshe would react. As the Torah tells us (Shemos: 2:13-14), Moshe fell right into their trap by attempting to stop the fight. Dattan then said to Moshe, “Who made you our prince and judge! Are you going to endanger all of us through your impulsiveness and lack of judgment, in the same way that you did when you killed the Egyptian and saved me?!” Concluding that Moshe was a mortal danger, Dattan and Aviram turned Moshe in to Pharaoh, thereby staying any need for additional punishment. As we all know, Hashem saved Moshe who then fled to Midyan for the next 60 years.

Back at the Dattan residence, Dattan dealt with Shlomit with dignity and righteousness. Accepting his wife’s assertions that the entire “seduction” had been a case of mistaken identity, Dattan maintained her as his wife, raised her son as his own; however, because she was technically an adulteress, he did not engage in marital relations with her. Over time he married a second wife and had sons of his own. As things returned to normal, Dattan and Aviram’s enmity toward Moshe grew greater and greater with every passing year and every instance of oppression.

After 60 years of exile, in the year 2448, Moshe was sent back to Egypt to redeem the Bnai Yisroel. Approaching the Jewish captains who were considered the elders of the nation, Moshe gained their support – except for Dattan and Aviram. They forewarned the others that Moshe had not changed, and he was destined to make it worse rather than better!

Moshe had his first confrontation with Pharaoh, and so it was! He made it worse for the Jews, not better! Upon leaving Pharaoh’s presence, Dattan and Aviram were waiting to hurl their proven accusations at Moshe and Aharon. (Shemos: 5:20-21) “All you’ve done by going to Pharaoh is give him a sword with which to kill us!”

The ensuing year of plagues and miracles proved to the masses of Jews and Egyptians that Moshe was the Redeemer, and soon enough Moshe lead them out of Egypt. However, in spite of the seemingly divine proof of Moshe’s mission, Dattan and Aviram continued to distrust and hate Moshe. However, neither Hashem nor Moshe judged Dattan and Aviram harshly. It was clear that their enmity had been kept private and had been founded upon their concern and love for the Bnai Yisroel.

In the second year of the desert, the rebellion of Korach and his cohorts occurred. Korach challenged Moshe and Aharon’s claim to leadership and Moshe devised a test to prove their divine appointment. All of a sudden Dattan and Aviram joined with Korach against Moshe and Aharon! Moshe attempted to reason with Dattan and Aviram showing them that their concerns were not the concerns of Korach, (Bamidbar: 16:12) but they refused his overture of conciliation and remained a part of Korach’s rebellion. The next morning, in an awesome display of divine support for Moshe and Aharon, the earth swallowed up the entire families of Korach, Dattan and Aviram. Everyone died, except for Dattan’s adopted son, the son born to Shlomit from the Egyptian overseer! Once this occurred everyone began to wonder about his background, and his personal history came to the surface. The one fact that he wasn’t told was that Moshe had been the one who killed his “father”.

After the shock wore off, the man (he was at least 61) attempted to pitch his tent on the site of Dattan’s former dwelling, among the tribe of Reuven. However, the elders of Reuven told him that he wasn’t from Reuven and couldn’t live in their camp. He then turned to his mother’s tribe, Dan, who told him that “tribehood” was determined by fatherhood not motherhood and he couldn’t live within their camp either. He then went to Moshe for a Halachik ruling, and Moshe ruled in favor of Dan, forcing the man to pitch his tent outside of the Jewish encampment among the “mixed multitude” of Egyptians who had attached themselves to the Bnai Yisroel at the time of the Exodus.

Among the mixed multitude were members of this man’s family from his father’s side. Hearing the bitter and angry tale of Moshe’s ruling regarding his “non-tribal” affiliation they said to him, “What?! You went to Moshe for a ruling about your situation? Don’t you know that it was Moshe himself who killed your father? You couldn’t get a fair judgment from Moshe, he’s too involved!” Immediately, the man, in anger and frustration, cursed and denied G-d, for which he was punished with the death penalty. Now you know “the rest of the story”.

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Religious Institutions Ethics and Employment

Try this on for size.  You might be concerned about poor bosses , bad management practices or even bosses who you suspect have an alcohol or substance abuse problem or problems.   Yet there are certain organizations and elements of society that you would consider beyond reproach.  Among the most ethical individuals , authorities and institutions that you could ever run across , donate to , or work for.

Certainly these groups would preach and practice fairness , the essential nature of the “Golden Rule”  – that you treat people in a manner that you would wish to be treated yourself , and not do things or activities to that you consider undesirable , if not bad or downright evil.  The “Golden Rule”  is not a case of :” the rules are golden as they are my rules”

Consider this example of management practices in the current year of 2009:

“Sme people recently laid-off from religious institutions in Virginia said they were shocked to find the state does not offer them unemployment benefits.

Carol Bronson, who was laid off from her secretarial job at Temple Emanuel synagogue in Virginia Beach, said she was told her unemployment claim was denied because the tax exemptions for religious organizations under Virginia law include an exemption from paying unemployment taxes, The (Norfolk) Virginian-Pilot reported Monday.

“I had no idea that there would not be any benefits for me after leaving my job,” she said.

Rabbi Howard Mandell of Temple Emanuel said the synagogue was unaware of the Virginia tax law at the time of the layoff.

Jane Dembert, who worked for 17 years at the Christ and St. Luke’s Episcopal Church in Norfolk, most recently as director of communications, said she was also surprised to have her unemployment claim denied after she was laid-off earlier this year.

Coleman Walsh, chief administrative law judge with the state employment commission, said most people he has spoken to were unaware that faith-based groups are exempt from unemployment taxes.

The Catholic Diocese of Richmond has a voluntary self-insurance arrangement with the state that allows laid-off workers to file for unemployment. If the claim is accepted, the state bills the diocese for the amount of the benefits collected by the recipient.”

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All I Know I learnt from Poker

Everything I Know About Business I Learned From Poker includes such highlights as:

# Go for positive expected value, not what’s least risky.

# Don’t play games that you don’t understand, even if you see lots of other people making money from them.

# Hope is not a good plan.

# Educate yourself. Read books and learn from others who have done it before.

# Learn by doing. Theory is nice, but nothing replaces actual experience.

# Learn by surrounding yourself with talented players.

# Just because you win a hand doesn’t mean you’re good and you don’t have more learning to do. You might have just gotten lucky.

To Zappos’s list, I’d add:

# Get Pro Sponsorships – it’s free money.

# Most people have no idea how to play.

# Most people cannot learn to play well.

# If you don’t exercise you will turn into a fat disgusting slob.

# 95% of the Players are Men.

# If you’re good enough, people will want to stake you.

# It’s usually better to raise or fold than to just call.

# Weak-Passive is a Horrible Strategy for Success.

# The proof is in the Bank Account.

# Develop a Fierce Bullshit Detector.

# Have Fun or Play A Different Game

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A Fable of a Workplace – Well Perhaps

A Fable of a productive workplace

Once there was a happy worker ant – so happy and productive

She came to work every day cherry and happy

At the end of the day she had earned her paycheck well

Well not all to well in the world of upper management and theories of personality and production

The boss a lion , thinking and pondering , while evaluating just how smart he was since he was the boss came to the conclusion that with this level of productivity and profit that given there was no supervision , and since the ant was “only a worker”  that events and profits would be much greater if a supervisor was employed ( not unlike the Pharaoh’s management team – the overseers)

A supervisor “The Cockroach” was hired due to the inherent ability of the Cockroach supervisory character to write good reports.

Once the Cockroach as hired , well he decided and determined that he needed a secretary both to enhance the size of his departmental budget, to issue the orders and to type out the reports.  Not that the budget did not have an allotment for a new Dell 8 core computer complete with a color laser printer and collator

Now amazing reports could be issued for board meetings as well as salary reviews for the staff demonstrating why raises could not be awarded,  yet while pointing out the wonderful stats of the upper management

Its all who tells the story and how the trend lines are drawn and laid out

Add to that all the whiz bang colors and the abilities of sophisticated color graphics to dazzle , camouflage and emphasize

Guess what now a spider needed to be hired simply to manage the data in the new time clock system ( introduced by the Cockroach)  as well as to monitor bathroom breaks and record phone calls.

Amazingly things had run just fine before with no time clock what so ever

Graphs and charts were provided on a regular basis to  upper management , for board meetings,  upper management and the directors of the company were rewarded with large bonuses and even stock options and travel perks

The CEO and his wonderful results ( according to graphs always listing upwards)  were a continual fixture in the Wall Street Journal

Somehow a lag came to the business. It came to finger pointing time.  Poor production levels and profit from that one department.

Guess who was fired -  the ant since that employee suffered from poor morale and an unsubstantial “work ethic”

So goes the merry go round

Wonder where it will stop ?

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It Takes Two to Tango in Management

Its an interesting tale of  viewpoint and perspective

Some of the times it is not only management and upper management that should be blamed – workers and their leaders – in the case of the auto industry and specifically the American domestic auto industry that should be examined

Although it can well be said that upper managment in the American car industry was “clueless”  and “devoid of reality”  the case can well be made that for many years it was not the upper execs ( at the top floors dining on fine china in the executive dining rooms), were not making the decisions on auto productions – levels , standards and models .

The decision were being made either by politicans – with their demands and standards – be it safety , fuel or otherwise with the input of the unions chaneling upper management with all their demands – pay and benefits.

We all know of the $ 85 dollar an hour forklift operators, and all the benefits and costs that the automotive companies were saddled with.

If production slowed down workers were paid full bore almost not to work

You might think you were dealing with a government agency – a civil service organization

It was no wonder that “foreign “  autos even those made in the states cost less

Yet look at the qualifications of these union leaders – be it in the US or in Canada with the famous Buzz Hargrove.  What qualificiations do most of these individuals have other than they were good party ( nightime partying and drinking to either get the union appointments or to drink the auto execs under the table socially to have them agree to union requests / demands / blackmail)

Nothing is for nothing.  The costs that the car companies were saddled with had to come from somewhere. It was one giant game with the company “in bed with the union”  according to the viewpoint of the 85 $ dollar an hour fork lift drives.

What both forgot is who they were working for was the American consumer. The car that GM sold for x amount that was good value compared to the import that sold for X + 1000 dollars , should of had a sticker price relating to the actual price of the vehicle , or its constituent imported parts at the port of entry less tarrif fees , not those fees and taxes included.  Yet government was pieced off as well with increased levels of sales and import taxes collected.

Now that the unions will have a giant say as having substantial percentage of ownership of GM how are they going to blame upper management.  Its all in the viewpoint and the money you earn / take home / steal.

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Outsourcing Top Management: The Lesson of Fiat-Chrysler
By: Dean Baker Monday May 4, 2009 8:20 pm  13
The media coverage of the auto bailouts has focused on the need for union autoworkers to take big pay cuts, causing them to once again miss the real story. The Fiat-Chrysler deal shows that the pay problem is at the top, not the bottom. At the end of the day, the new Chrysler is still likely to be producing most of its cars in the United States. What the new company will be getting from abroad is technology and top management.

This big story was so easily missed because it runs against one of the main myths that our elites have cultivated about the US economy: that the country has a “comparative advantage” in highly skilled labor. In this story, the United States will continue to lose manufacturing and other “less-skilled” jobs as its economy becomes more concentrated in highly skilled sectors.

This story was convenient for our elites because it meant that the decline of manufacturing was a necessary, if sometimes painful, part of a natural economic progression.

It also justified the growing inequality in US society that benefited not just Wall Street bankers and CEOs, but also millions of doctors, lawyers, economists, and other highly educated workers. These people took their six-figure salaries as a birthright, even as the pay of less educated workers stagnated or declined.

While this story of the US becoming a high skills center in the world economy may have been comforting to the elites, and was widely promoted by economists and the news media, there was never much truth to it. Highly skilled professionals did well in recent decades not because they succeeded in international competition, but rather because they were largely sheltered from it.

Trade agreements like NAFTA were explicitly designed to remove any barrier that made it difficult to export manufacturing goods to the United States, thereby placing US manufacturing workers directly in competition with their much lower paid counterparts in the developing world. Most of these restrictions had nothing to do with tariffs. Instead the key issues were rules protecting investment in the developing world along with limits on the ability of the US to exclude imports through safety or environmental regulations.

There has never been any similar effort to eliminate the barriers that prevent professionals from the developing world from coming to the United States and competing directly with their US counterparts as doctors or lawyers or in other highly paid professions.

The economists and the media somehow failed to notice that professionals were intentionally sheltered from international competition and instead just trumpeted them as the winners in the global economy. We were just treated to a beautiful example of this double standard when the media and the economists got all huffy about the “buy America” provision in the stimulus bill that might have protected a few manufacturing jobs in steel and other industries.

While this provision was roundly condemned and eventually watered down, the buy America provision in the Treasury’s latest bank bailout bill went completely unnoticed. This provision requires that any investment manager taking part in the program be headquartered in the United States. Even though the argument against protectionism in financial services is identical to the argument against protectionism in steel, no one bothered to make the argument when Wall Street was the beneficiary of protectionism.

The end result of this protectionism for those at the top is a bloated overpaid sector of top managers, which is what we saw at Chrysler. If we compare wages for assembly-line workers in Europe and the United States, there would not be much difference between the pay of UAW members and their counterparts in Europe. However, there would be a very large difference between the multi-million dollar pay packages of the top executives at the US companies and their European counterparts. The pay gaps persist among the more highly paid engineers and management personnel.

Therefore, it was only logical that a bailout of Chrysler would seek to take advantage of the lower cost management and design skills available at a European car company like Fiat. In Chrysler, as in other companies, the high pay packages for these people are like an anchor dragging them down in international competition. If the US is to be competitive in the 21st century, we must either bring the pay of those at the top back down to earth or we should look to follow the lead of Chrysler and contract out for these services.

 

 

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You may well , in your past life , attended an interview and felt that the interviewer was more nervous ( and even more foolish than you being at the interview , or even not to smart for working for the particular firm or boss in the first place).

What to do ?  The first answer is to be polite and perhaps even deferential.  After all the person may have a better reason for being there – that is often than a case of “management on the brain” or hero worship. Perhaps they are supporting their sick mother or dog , and they need the money to support the family or these “causes”.

All in all , its best to be quiet . Polite   Get the interview over quickly. Leave.  Never think about such foolish and stupid things again.

Always remember the parable of “Chicken little”

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Interview Blunders – It may be most important to take cues of when not to be hired by a future boss

Interview Blunders

As if you did not have enough trouble with bosses – it all starts at the interview or interview.
Little things for little minds. It’s like a dietitian who is rigidly following what she or he was taught by their teachers who were rigid in themselves following what might have been the accepted dogma in 1912.
Try to explain anything or have a discussion about your health ( or in this case of a job interview concerns leading to your future mental health ), and voila its like you are , in actuality you are dealing with a 2 year old with anal retention issues.
Lack of any depth in any discussion.  If there is any knowledge its snippets taken out of context and given great weight.
It’s all very similar to what you can expect in the future- “we know”, “head office “, “we have the postmark” ……

Still if there are any mistakes that you can imitate in the interview process they might include

1) Lack of preparation – or perhaps over preparation.  Rather than being seen as an asset to the firm you may well be treated as a threat to the firm or organization (specifically to the interviewer or party in power).  A smart ass.
2) Dressing inappropriately – or dressing “better” or with better taste than the interviewer or boss
3) Poor communication skills – or perhaps proper communication skills.  If your gut or your grandmother sends out warning signs or notes warning signs run away as fast as you possibly can.  Steer a clear course of them
4) Asking too many questions.  You are expected somehow to ask – if you do not ask then somehow “the book” says that this is a bad sign. However if you ask reasonable and proper questions – then instead of being seen as an asset you are seen as a problem, a troublemaker.
What a bunch of morons

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Selling Out

Selling out is “selling out”  your principles.  Although it is and seems wrong you may have to do from time to time.  Perhaps your boss is an idiot – a moron – who believes by kytowing you he has great power.  It is an interesting lesson in life that in the end we have little control over much of anything.  And yet many live their lives in a vain attempt to control others – even declaring it in grandiose terms such as “The Rules are Golden and THEY ARE MY RULES”.  You would expect  such thoughts and management behavior from the Gestapo not in a business where the end result is supposed to be productivity not control of others.  And yet many management types act in this vain attempt that somehow that they have great control overs  ( at least in front of their faces).   They probably fall asleep ( if not in a drunken stupor) of repeating this mantra of “The Rules are Golden and They are MY RULES”.   King of the playpen , Morons of the world

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Sent an inappropriate e-mail, or replied-to-all comments on an e-mail that you received which you thought was just going to one person … or, said something inappropriate in an IM which popped up on a web conference?Yes

what happened?

I once accidentally replied-to-all on a message that had been a “me too” response that replied to all on a company-wide e-mail, telling the sender to stop replying to all, with just a little more anger showing that was necessary. It was hugely embarrassing.<

Put down a co-workers to someone else, only to have it get back to him or her? Not in a long

I don’t recall.Contradicted the boss in public?Yes

what happened? I’m pretty well known for sitting down front at company wide meetings, and a while back I used to be known for commenting on the big boss’s misstatements. He took it very gracefully, and it got to be a joke. These days, I usually challenge the big guys at company wide meetings to tough questions, rather than correcting their mistakes. Committed a social blunder at a company event? Not that I recall

What happened? I don’t recall.

Burned a bridge when you resigned? Yes, twice.

What happened?

In one instance, I told them I’d rather be unemployed than work for them. Within 6 months, they were trying to avoid jail-time, and I had been only unemployed for about two weeks.

In the second instance, I told my boss, and the VP of the division that I was tired of being right, I just wanted to be listened too. Within a year, both of them were looking for other work as well.

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LITTLE of the ire against outsize C.E.O. paychecks has been aimed at the people who signed off on them: corporate directors.

Instead, the anger has been concentrated on the executives themselves, particularly those running companies at the heart of the financial crisis. And boards — thrust into the limelight only rarely, as when the directors of the New York Stock Exchange were in a legal battle over the pay collected by Richard A. Grasso — have managed to stay in the background.

The exchange’s board “really took a lot of heat for that controversy,” says Sarah Anderson, an analyst on executive pay at the Institute for Policy Studies in Washington. “But so far, with this crisis, I don’t feel like boards have been getting as much attention as they should be.”

Last spring, the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform examined pay practices at Countrywide Financial, Merrill Lynch and Citigroup, but those issues eventually took a back seat to broader concerns about the viability of the country’s financial system. As investors frustrated by the continuing crisis start seeking ways to avoid the next one, advocates of change in corporate governance expect boards to come under renewed scrutiny that could yield big changes.

Emboldened shareholder activists are pressing more companies to hold annual nonbinding votes on executive pay packages. They’re also pursuing, and appear increasingly likely to win, rules to make it easier for investors to nominate or replace board members.

And as more people start connecting the dots between pay incentives that boards laid out for executives and the risk-taking at the heart of the financial crisis, some lawmakers have been eager to step in, and many directors themselves are re-examining their approach to compensation.

“When you look at cases where compensation of senior management was out of line, or where people arguably were overpaid, it’s definitely the fault of the compensation committee of the board,” says Thomas Cooley, dean of the Stern School of Business at New York University and a director of Thornburg Mortgage. “Congress has gotten into the business of dictating executive pay now, and they shouldn’t be in that business. What they should be doing is turning the light on the committees.”

Activist shareholders have been criticizing executive pay practices for well over a decade, accusing directors of being too cozy with C.E.O.’s, too eager to lavish pay on them and too ambiguous about the formulas they use for setting compensation.

Improved standards for determining director independence and disclosing the procedures of board compensation committees were supposed to help solve those problems. And activist shareholders played a major role in spreading the notion of pay-for-performance, by which executives would be compensated based on their ability to meet board-devised financial targets.

But amid all the changes, a crucial piece of the equation — the unintended risks that could arise from these pay-for-performance incentives — went unnoticed, said James P. Hawley, co-director of the Elfenworks Center for the Study of Fiduciary Capitalism at St. Mary’s College of California.

“The problem isn’t just when people in a particular firm are getting rewarded in ways that take away from the shareholder. That’s been well recognized,” Mr. Hawley says. “What’s not been recognized is that the misalignment of incentives has resulted in firm, sector and systemic risks. None of the corporate governance activists ever made the connection.”

It took the disastrous results of 2008 to expose such links, and to make compensation a central issue for politicians and corporate America.

TWO factors contributed to the pay scales that now have C.E.O.’s earning more than 300 times the pay of the average American worker.

First was the advent of giant stock option grants, a form of compensation made all the more attractive by a 1993 change to the tax law that maintained corporate tax deductions for executive pay over $1 million, but only if the pay was tied to performance.

Second was the widespread practice of linking pay to the levels at companies of similar size or scope. Every time a board tries to keep an executive happy by offering above-average pay, the net effect is to raise the average that everyone else will use as a baseline.

In the absence of fraud or self-dealing, it’s hard for shareholders to make a legal argument that boards have failed at their job. State law in Delaware, where most big public entities are incorporated, simply requires companies to have boards that direct or manage their affairs, and it affords broad legal protection to board members so long as they act in good faith and in a manner “believed to be in or not opposed to the best interests of the corporation.”

That was the basis for the recent ruling of a Delaware judge who threw out most of the claims in a shareholder lawsuit seeking to hold Citigroup directors and officers liable for big losses tied to subprime mortgages. But the judge did allow the plaintiffs to pursue one of their claims, which alleged corporate waste stemming from a multimillion-dollar parting pay package that Citigroup’s board awarded Charles O. Prince III, the former C.E.O., in 2007.

While legal protections for directors have changed little over the years, boards have operated under a new level of scrutiny since enactment of the Sarbanes-Oxley law, Congress’s answer to the scandals at Enron and WorldCom. Among other things, this 2002 law strengthened the litmus test for director independence and laid out new responsibilities and requirements for boards’ audit committee members.

Now, the furor over executive pay has heightened the profile of compensation committees, says R. William Ide, chairman of the Governance Center at the Conference Board, a private research group.

“Board members now, even if they’re not on the compensation committee, want to know everything the compensation committee knows,” says Mr. Ide, a lawyer in Atlanta who serves on the compensation committee of the Albemarle Corporation, the chemicals maker. “We’re all revisiting our practices and saying, ‘It’s a new day, there are new practices, are we vulnerable, and is there anything we need to change?’ ”

In March 2008, the staff of the House oversight committee examined pay practices and circulated a memo to members criticizing Citigroup for giving Mr. Prince a cash bonus, millions in unvested stock and options, and other retirement perks like an assistant and a driver. The memo took Merrill Lynch’s board to task for allowing E. Stanley O’Neal to retire in 2007 instead of terminating him, a decision that kept Mr. O’Neal eligible for $131 million in stock and options he would have forfeited had he been fired. The memo also raised questions about standards that Countrywide used to set the pay of Angelo R. Mozilo, the former chief executive, alleging that the mortgage lender had switched pay consultants when the board’s approach to compensation was questioned.

The Countrywide board was disbanded when the company was bought by Bank of America, which declined to comment.

The committee plans to question A.I.G. directors in the next few months about the retention bonuses that caused a recent uproar.

While the financial crisis has again shaken investors’ faith in boards, Kenneth Daly, president of the National Association of Corporate Directors, doubts that Congress will be quick to become involved again in mandating specific duties for boards.

“Did Sarbanes-Oxley avoid the problems we’re in? Absolutely not, and I think the Hill recognizes that,” Mr. Daly says. “But I think you will see legislation that makes it easier for shareholders to remove directors who aren’t doing their jobs.”

Corporate governance activists continue to press for regulations that would make it easier for shareholders to put their own board nominees on proxy ballots. Opponents worry that giving shareholders greater proxy access would be too disruptive to boards, but supporters say the current system makes it too difficult, and too expensive, for shareholders to elect anyone who isn’t on a company’s slate of nominees.

Another development that could shake up director elections is a proposal by the New York Stock Exchange that would bar brokers from casting votes for shareholders who have not provided specific voting instructions. Because brokers typically vote with management, victories for the company’s slate of nominees would be less certain.

“All of this means that directors need to be on the top of their game, and that shareholders will be watching,” says Richard Ferlauto, director of corporate governance and pension investments at the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees.

SHAREHOLDER pressure has led to policy changes in the past. In 2007 the board at Home Depot, smarting from sharp criticism over the pay it lavished on Robert L. Nardelli, its former chief executive, adopted several new procedures, including a rule requiring approval of C.E.O. pay packages by two-thirds of the board’s independent directors, instead of a simple majority.

Now, amid the financial crisis, governance activists are receiving a taste of the type of changes that can be ushered in during an era of intense public scrutiny.

In December, Morgan Stanley announced that it would start holding onto a portion of its employees’ bonuses for three years, and potentially withhold the money for good from workers who cause financial or reputational harm to the company. Directors and the chief executive of General Motors agreed to work for $1 this year after the automaker sought a taxpayer bailout.

But the concessions from G.M. weren’t enough to save the job of Rick Wagoner, the C.E.O., who resigned last Sunday at the request of Obama administration officials. G.M. now plans to draw up a slate of board nominees consisting of a majority of new directors, to present at the company’s next annual meeting.

The reshaping of boards also has been a priority at other recipients of taxpayer aid. The boards of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were almost entirely dismantled in September when the government took over the mortgage-finance companies. Both boards were reconstituted several months later with mostly new directors.

Citigroup, too, is changing its board amid sharp questions about issues like the company’s gargantuan balance sheet and the $126 million in cash and stock paid to Robert E. Rubin, the former Treasury secretary, for eight years of service as a director of the bank and chairman of its executive committee. Mr. Rubin has drawn attention for the fact that he was lushly compensated even though the bank he helped steward wound up so deeply distressed that it needed a taxpayer bailout to survive.

Mr. Rubin, along with Win Bischoff, the former chairman, and Roberto Hernandez Ramirez, head of the bank’s Mexican operations, will not be standing for re-election. Another two directors are approaching the mandatory retirement age. In all, a third of Citigroup’s board will turn over this year.

Directors at Citigroup, A.I.G. and other companies that received bailout funds are in uncharted territory, says Dennis R. Beresford, an accounting professor at the University of Georgia and one of three Fannie Mae directors asked to rejoin the board after the government takeover.

“We don’t really have a lot of history to say how boards should operate in these kinds of circumstances,” Mr. Beresford says. “The directors are principally serving shareholders, but they would be foolish not to be thinking about the government’s interest, and if nothing else thinking about the public-relations aspects of what their companies are doing.”

THE public furor over pay and bailouts is helping to make board service a tough sell at a time when so many candidates, particularly sitting C.E.O.’s, already feel more pressure in their day jobs.

Executives and directors are becoming very cautious not only about how they use their time, but also about what liabilities — legal, reputational and otherwise — they’re willing to take on, says Ted Dysart, a managing partner at Heidrick & Struggles, the search firm, who helps run its global board of directors practice.

“I think you’re going to see continuing caution,” he says, “because if the anger over executive compensation continues to push its way out, it won’t be long before people start taking out ads with people’s faces on them.”

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Jerks Voted and Awarded for in Other Fields

i guess it is not only in the field of administration and management that one finds difficult individuals to work for and along with – 0r downright incompotent and almost percieved as evil.

Check this out from the legal community concerning interractions in the days of technology and the internet fields of marketing and research in terms of the service – or alleged service -  Lexus nexis:

’s funny how some big companies just don’t understand the internet. And it’s infuriating when they breach simple rules of netiquette. LexisNexis wins the Biggest Jerk Award today.

I linked to Lexis

I wrote an article (Lunch, Break, and Hour Laws) over a year ago that linked to one of Lexis’ products. Ironically, that article is the most popular one on my entire site.

I provided a link to Lexis’ lawyer directory, since I thought it added some value to the post. And based on the number of visitors that post receives, I’m sure Lexis has received some traffic from me. I’ve also linked to their sites in other articles throughout my two years of running Legal Andrew.

Lexis complained

A few days ago, I received the following email from a LexisNexis “Content Specialist.” I have added emphasis and removed their links.

Hello,
LexisNexis website ***removed*** has recently upgraded its websites and would you to update/add our links. For generations students have relied on Martindale-Hubbell as the authoritative resource for information on the worldwide legal profession. With a history spanning 140 years, the Martindale-Hubbell Legal Network hopes to provide authoritative legal resources to you.
Please update our links on the following page:
http://www.legalandrew.com/2007/06/07/lunch-break-and-hour-laws-you-should-know/
Please use the following links and text:
Law Firm directory from Martindale
The phrase “Law Firm” should be the clickable link to ***removed***. The following sentence “directory from Martindale” should be plain text (not the clickable link). (”Law Firm” should be the hyperlink)
Also LexisNexis has re-launched its new website for Lawyers.com and would like you to add our links on the page listed above.
Please use the following links and text:
***truncated here***

As you can see, they’re asking for me to change the links that I have given them to use the specific anchor text they’re targeting. And they want me to add links to their other sites.

Let me think about that… HECK NO!

What self-respecting website owner would EVER ask someone to do this? “Hey, thanks for the link. But please use the proper anchor text.”

I tried to educate Lexis

What kind of blogger would I be, if I didn’t help Lexis understand their error?

I responded to Lexis’ email:

I understand that you are just doing your job, but I am insulted by this email. I hope you can pass that along to your supervisor.
I included Martindale in an article I wrote over a year ago. I essentially gave LexisNexis free publicity, traffic, and search engine “juice.”
And now I receive this email from you guys that I need to update that link to reflect your targeted anchor text. AND I should add your other links as well. That is not the way to do business online and create goodwill among internet publishers.
I would be happy to have LexisNexis advertise on www.LegalAndrew.com. I would even consider a barter agreement, where LexisNexis could sponsor my blog, and I could receive free research access. Feel free to call or email to discuss this idea.

I sent that on August 13. As of this article’s publication (August 30), I haven’t heard anything back.

That must mean that Lexis doesn’t care about its completely rude behavior. They don’t want to be a member of the online community. They just want to dominate the search engines. Jerks.

No more links from me

I have now removed ALL Lexis links from my websites. It’s the least they deserve. I encourage you do to the same.

Yes, I’m mad. Maybe I’m petty, but that’s ok.

Will Lexis care?

When I wrote about a Fastcase problem, the CEO called me. He worked things out pretty well. Fastcase obviously cares about its users and its online image.

Now I’m curious if anyone from Lexis will contact me about this post. I’ll certainly let you know if they

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This is Here to Help You

Its an old refrain of inept management  – who indeed are pigs at the trough for their god given perks – to find services and information packages .  “This is here to help you – to make you more efficient ,  productive etc etc.”

All true but the hidden agenda may well be to maintain and enlarge the execs / sales managers / supervisor’s  means to get another job in the industry.  After all if they are not “experienced”  “familiar “  with the alphabet soup of the day their days of promotion to another or better or escape hatch job – while the going is not too bad – are somewhat limited.   “Are you experienced with  gobbledygook number x 2009 …..No then come back and see us when you are.”   Guess which exec or employee pushes for that new computer program / management tool /  monitoring program ?

The most amazing part is that once in place , after all the preparation and high priced staff in place to lecture willing or captive employees on the merits of the program , that upper management , supervisors and bosses are totally inept at any simple comprehension of  the basis of the whole program and its concepts.

For example on the plane , with plenty of scotch , they may glance over an add in a magazine ( which they borrow off the plane , after all they paid a business class fare) , which states that the “phone is the most underutilized tool of most employees – let your fingers do the walking…” .  One may well ask what about the internet and the mouse in this day and age of the year of 2009.   At meetings , in interviews and on meetings in the field ( as an observer only there to help) , the exec/  supervisor boss may well spout this phrase incessantly .  However at the same time he may well admonish staff for using the phone too much.

Its not a case simply of trying to cause trouble and prove whose boss , of incompetence or even stupidity.  People go back to what they “grew up under “  and what they know.  Alcoholics or children of alcoholics and dysfunctional homes often go right back to the same behavior they knew and grew up under .   Why – they know it works , its rock solid and after all it feels “best”.

In the same way and manner most managers no what the program is , or what the new flavor is – which has been bought or cost a fair amount of money of resources to purchase and implement will always go back to “more of the same “.   Count on it.  Its a truism of life.  Get with the program.

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I am Here From the Government I am Here to Help You

There is an old joke or perhaps not such a joke , in these days of President Obama “I am here from the government I am here to help you”.

Beware America – if you thought that the private sector with all it jerk bosses and supervisors was bad…..

The late Ronald Reagan had said that there is nothing more permanent than a government department or institution.  Once in place , it is a cancer that grows and grows.  Its about “spending your budget”.  After all if the budget is not spent it gets taken away.    Inefficiencies are of no concern – indeed they are rewarded with further increases in budgets for more staff and support – after all they are needed to improve things  .  Then due to the larger staff higher pay and benefits are needed for management – with all its enlarged responsibilities and of course for staff members at various levels – as it is necessary to keep “good people”.

America if you think that government can take care of you – lots of luck.  Government cannot even sell you a stamp in an efficient pleasant manner or reissue your drivers license , without you thinking that you are in a penitentiary with its prison grey walls and the staff are in no hurry to serve you – as you will there no doubt for a long time.

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Imagine your boss as the manager and supervisor of a schoolbus

Here he is indeed after a careful search and hiring process by the below questionnaire – no expense  ( of the expense and travel accounts )  was spared in the search for accurate testing process for new hires and company presidents.

The much fabled “Xerox PSS Course”  ” Sell me that pen” ,  could be summarized as little more than close to $ 5,000 spent hire or trained monkey all to learn to repeat the phrase – “hmm”

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Performance and Evaluation Review Technical Terms

Interpreting Job Performance Evaluation Terms

Good communication skills = spends a lot of time on the phone

Average employee = not too bright

Exceptionally well qualified = made no major blunders yet

Work is first priority = too ugly to get a date

Active socially = drinks a lot

Family is active socially = spouse drinks, too

Independent worker = nobody knows what he/she does

Quick thinking = offers plausible excuses

Careful thinker = won’t make a decisions,  logic on difficult jobs = gets someone else to do it

Expresses themselves well = speaks English meticulous attention to detail = a nit picker

Has leadership qualities = is tall or has a loud voice

Exceptionally good judgment = lucky

Keen sense of humour = knows a lot of dirty jokes

Career minded = back stabber

Loyal = can’t get a job anywhere else

It should be pointed out that the end result of these searched for terms , and personality types elucidated by these wonderful tests ( if the tests are accurate by any means in the real world at all)  , will result in a whole host of  odd almost anti-social, if not deranged individuals , who will be of little value to the firm or workplace and indeed will serve as dead wiehgt and a deterrent to any productive work at all.  One might think that the firm or firms are searching for the likes of Charles Mansion , the Son of Sam or the Zodiac Killer themselves.

Indeed perhaps they have had inadvertently hired the Zodiac already and he is standing beside you as  your very  boss.

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Gastic Work Related Ulcer on the Way

A classic tale of a gastic ulcer – its development , growth under the stress of work related moronic causes :

Ulcer at Work

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Ulcer at Work (1957)

Excellent noir-type film about pressures facing a white-collar worker whose ulcer drives him to psychological extremes.

This movie is part of the collection: Prelinger Archives

Director: Ned Hockman

Producer: Dwight Swain

Production Company: University of Oklahoma

Sponsor: Oklahoma State Department of Health

Audio/Visual: sound, b&w

Keywords: Mental health; Ulcers; Motion pictures: Film noir

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Cracking the Job Interviews Process Wide Open

If you do your research about much dollars , cash or money that you can expect to be paid by your new or next employer then you are on the graveytrain.  This can perhaps be determined through the interview process.

It is an interesting concept. Practice interviews.  Its not unlike practicing having teeth pulled or limbs ripped off or practicing hunger or deprivation .  Practice interviews and interviewing can be similar to “dress rehearsals”  or football practice.  You might try or wish to fine tune your answers to questions or work on your abilities to maintain a condition of aliveness.  You may need to try one one i f  you have not figured out what your next “bottom  line”  salary minimum is or should be.

Practice interviews can range from going to people to people in your field for advice to actually pursuing job interviews.  Either way will show you how to put your efforts and road map into practice before tackling the “real thing”.

But get all your practicing down long before you show up for your important job interviews.  Those are the ones that you want to crack wide open.

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An Interesting Point to Ponder

“A most interesting point of view”,   ” A good point to ponder !”   or ” an interesting point to ponder”.

All phrases of an  “discussion “  with management on the way , full of mis-truths ,misunderstandings.   You might as well say to the author of these stock phrases -  Why not just send me a memo ( now a blackberry text message)  and tell me what has been decided already ?  Why get me upset , and pretend that I/or we have some input when don’t in any way or manner.

It must be on page x of the management handbook or in an article read on the airplane that the management clone / fool is now an expert of  but in reality understands litle of the basic concept and concepts in any manner what so ever.

The amazing part of it all that they really think that they “are so smart”  when in actuality they are complete morons in any manner.

The difference is that they have the hangman’s hand on the pull switch which gives them apparent power.  It has been said after the First World War by a journalist on the origin of war and wars that they occur  when ” politicians have journalists write lies ( and the wars occur)  when the politicians begin to believe those lies”.

The same can be said of management , its great power and powers in itself and ultimately in its own correctness.  Why not ponder those points yourself.  Look in the mirror .  “An interesting point to ponder”  yourself

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Some Believe That The Notion of Work is Wrong

Some believe the false notion that work is a curse. They fail to understand that the command to work was not only implicit in those first instructions about tending the garden , but also in those first instructions about tending the garden , but also in God;s command to subdue the whole earth and take dominions over it. ( Gen 1:29)

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The Legacy of Bernie Ebbers – Abusive Prick and Worldcom – did they care ???

That is, only one-fourth of the American people felt CEOs were credible. I’m sure that what happened at Enron, WorldCom and Tyco and in several other highly publicized cases had a lot to do with this.

Reputation is one of the few assets that your competition cannot undersell or destroy. You can’t put a price on a good reputation.

A good name is like a second inheritance. Life is for one generation; a good name is forever. A good name is more valuable than riches.

When I purchased an insolvent envelope company many years ago, I ran it under its previous name for a few years until I was sure I would be successful. Only then did I put the Mackay name on it. That’s how important I regard a company’s name and reputation.

It is imperative in any activity to protect one’s good name. And sometimes, of course, that is difficult.

A frontier judge in Texas had just sentenced a notorious outlaw who had been caught stealing horses. As was his custom, the judge asked the condemned man if he had any last words for the court.

In his reply the outlaw said, “Judge, I’ve heard from everybody in this town how fair you are. A man devoted to justice under the law. A family man of good character. A kind man who is always ready to give someone a second chance. Everybody thinks you’re wonderful.

“But I gotta be honest with you, judge. With this sentence, you done gone and ruined your reputation with me.”

Abraham Lincoln had a stellar reputation. When he was practicing law, a client asked him if a certain gentleman was a man of means.

“Well, I reckon he ought to be,” Lincoln said. “In fact, he’s about the meanest man in town.”

Lincoln also was responsible for this gem: “If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. I do the very best I know how — the very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so until the end. If the end brings me out all right, what is said against me won’t amount to anything. If the end brings me out wrong, ten angels swearing I was right would make no difference.”

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If nothing else is sacred – your self worth as well as personal integrity should be.

Do not let management make “mince meat”  out of you in order to preserve their “sacred cows”

Your remain the same person that you were with or without their approval.  Their approval or pat on your head (or threats ) mean little.  You were the same person regardless – the same person who woke up in the morning ,who got in the car or bus.   Your intrinsic value remains the same regardless.  Resist the magic swoop of logic that somehow the minute you don’t fall to their wishes , or miss a production , sales or other corporate ( top floor ) target you are somewhow of less value as a human being .  Magic ( and most faulty logic).  Have them look in the mirror.  How on earth does missing one arbritrary target of their make you any less of a human being.

In many ways it comes down to control issues on their part – pathological on their part.  If anyone has problems it is them . Look in the mirror.  Look at your own order book sonny.

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